I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Damn victory sex feels great
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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