Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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