so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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