I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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