I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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