yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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