i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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