these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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