Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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