is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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