Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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