just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Do vagina's smell?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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