there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I think people are normalizing furries
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Randomize
