haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Just took my morning after pill in the library
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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