yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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