Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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