Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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