she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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