fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize
