I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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