Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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