The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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