Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Dicks are not precious.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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