so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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