My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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