Well douche your snatch and let's go!
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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