I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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