I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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