we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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