found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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