Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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