So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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