erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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