we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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