when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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