cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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