Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Randomize
