should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
i think i just lost a toe
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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