I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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