His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
Randomize
