My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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