North Korea, Best Korea!
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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