drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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