did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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