talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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