Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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