Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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