she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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