She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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