I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize
