You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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